…okay when you were talking about ‘arms’ here at first I mean YOUR arms and I was a bit, uh, how are you so casual about snapping your own arm off how did you do that how are you not in hosp- OH. ohhhh. glasses. right.
FOR A HOT SECOND I DIDN’T TWIG YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE ARM OF YOUR GLASSES AND NOT YOUR ACTUAL ARM. Legit recoiled in horror.
I am PRETTY GLAD it was not my flesh arm, I am not going to lie.
By which I mean REALLY EXTREMELY GLAD.
If (and it is a big—well, medium—well, no, it’s probably pretty likely tbh) I had updated tumblr post-snapping my flesh arm off but pre-hospitalization
it’d have been more like